The Smartest Thing She Never Said

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly, via ant0rm)

fierceasheck:

life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it

(via suspend)

lawwz:

I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.

(via disorder)

auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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(via b-ehr)

blackbarmitzvahs:


Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via b-ehr)

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

(via b-ehr)