The Smartest Thing She Never Said

lizzycorry:

camel-eyelashes:

do you ever just realise that maybe some of your followers might be dead

That’s very sad. But, on a positive note. They can’t unfollow you if they are dead…..

(via ant0rm)

minigator:

when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”

step one: wash hair

step two: hope for the best

(via fogwithwheels)

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

(via astound)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via astound)